BASH

My gaming name is Jock Yitch - that’s Yitch with a “Y”!

However, the name I use to pick up chicks with is: Lance Freeholder. The name I use to get credit with is: Arnold Q. Finklestein, Jr. And the tag I use when cops pull me over for speeding on the highway is: Vito Stugatz, esq. Um, where was I? Oh…as you know, I’m the host of the wildly hilarious and incredibly popular, FPS gaming webcast, BASH.

Ok. I exaggerate. It’s not wild. It’s toilet trained, so I can’t claim it’s wild. I am a “gamer”. Which means I’ve been left out of the fridge WAY PAST my due date. Don’t hold that against me. I’m not psychotic (I knew you were thinking I was … wait up, just thinking that is psychotic).

I started BASH because I wanted to share what little I knew about gaming (which could fit a thimble 1/4 way up) with other people. I am a late comer when it comes to FPS, but I’m an old fart when it comes to gaming. I was a virtual jet jockey, going back nearly 20 years: F15E and Falcon IV were my games of choice back in the 90’s.

I’ve only just recently become a Grognard. I consider myself a normal arachnoid…sorry, humanoid.

Oh, I should also point out, I’m Canadian. Well…actually…Torontonian.

No one in Canada considers Torontonians, Canadians…so you shouldn’t hold the “Canadian” thing against me. Canadians are nice enough peeps and everything, but we’re insufferably polite. That gets on everyones nerves, I know. We’re also chronic apologists for everything. Sorry. I shouldnt have said that. Let’s continue.

You want more?

Likes: CoD2, Falcon IV, long walks in the rain, thongs (looking at … not wearing. Ok…maybe wearing too), Rum ‘n Coke and small furry animals that will poop if you scream “NO!” loud enough.

Dislikes: The Swiss (damn their neutrality!), the color orange, hard-hearted people…except for Henry Kissinger and Sean Hannity.

Enough talk … come and listen my podcast or come and see my blog! You can PM me here, or reach me through:

XFIRE account: jockyitch or

SKYPE: jock.yitch

or better yet you can send me an email at jockyitch@gmail.com